|My favorite one!|
Dirk x Reader 50 Shades of NOPEHe was sitting there, book nowhere to be seen, the normal pokerface adorning those oh-so-kissable lips of his. Your feet tapped quietly on the floor as you made your way over to join him on the couch, making way for his arm to be slung around your shoulders as it always did.
"Where is the book...?"
"Oh THAT book!"
From somewhere to his left, he pulls out the shattered remains of what used to be a book. His much larger hands gently push these shards into your own; your eyes are as wide as an entire planet.
"Terrible accident, really. This was all that I could salvage."
You sit there, staring at your hands as he leans closer and tilts your face towards his.
"Never bring that book back in here again or a similiar tragic accident may befall it."
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HETALIA AND VENTURIANTALE IS MY LIFE!
Oh, hi! Name's Author! Welcome to my page! Here, I do roleplays, fanart, art, and some other funny stuff! I hope you like my page!
Be prepared, it's gonna get WEIRD.
I also love to go on livestreams with The Squad, we do all sorts of insane things!
My ask page! askthehacker.deviantart.com/
The Birb of the group. Also my online best friend. I finally accepted her love. She loves to pretend to be Yandere!Ghosty to scare me. It always works.
The Goo of the group. Has a fedora. Also likes to spam chats with MMMMMMMMMM
The Creeper of the group. They love to be called adorable.
The cat with wings. Loves to scream and give me a heart attack on livestreams.
The Lord. Respect him. He's also the sane one out of all of us. He's the only guy too.
Another rl friend. Only one rule: DON'T TOUCH SWEDEN. Or Greenland will get you.
= The Talking Cat
= The Possessive Aunt
= The mother
= The awesome uncle who spoils children.
= The annoying five year old sibling.
= The antisocial teenager.. Also might be insane. Also might be hiding from a certain Yandere.
= The small child.
The one half insane sister that's related to me. Also the mature one. And slightly crazy over a certain Swede.
Dear god this is one dysfunctional family. XD
If there's anyone else I missed that is part of the livestreams, let me know and I'll add you on!